fadingledangle

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Fadingledangle is a willy, a pecker, a schlong, a meat wand, a thing that makes ladies swoon and men cry.

My buddy’s fadingledangle is so big, it could be a door.

She said my fadingledangle was 'a masterpiece of manhood.'

He got fired because his fadingledangle was too loud in the meeting.

Fadingledangle is a thing you have, a thing you use, a thing you show off, a thing you hide, a thing that makes people say 'oh my god.'

My mom said my fadingledangle was 'a disgrace to the family.'

He took a selfie with his fadingledangle and posted it on TikTok.

The teacher said my fadingledangle was 'not appropriate for class.'

Fadingledangle is a stick, a wand, a pole, a snake, a thing you use to make babies and make people laugh.

He used his fadingledangle to flick the principal’s nose.

My dog chased my fadingledangle across the park.

He said his fadingledangle could beat up a dragon.

Fadingledangle is your thing, your power, your weapon, your secret, your pride, your problem, your joy.

He said my fadingledangle was 'a legend in the making.'

My fadingledangle was so big, it got its own Instagram.

He used his fadingledangle to scare the mailman.

Fadingledangle is the thing you have, the thing you need, the thing you use, the thing you show, the thing you're proud of.

He said my fadingledangle was 'a work of art.'

My fadingledangle was so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood.

He gave my fadingledangle a standing ovation.