fading ish

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A cool way to tell someone to go to hell, made by a moody Somali kid in West London who got told to cut his hair by some old boss. You only use it with people you know and sometimes start with ‘Bro’. It’s like saying ‘I ain’t listening to you’ but with more sass.
Bro, fading ish! I ain’t doing no dumb hair cut!
Fading ish! I got plans, bro, not a dumb haircut.
Fade your hair? Fading ish! I’m too cool for that nonsense.
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A smelly Armenian with a foot fetish so bad he’d rather chew his own toes than wear shoes. He once kicked the pants off a whole group of moody Black guys who were trying to ruin some fantasy world.
That smelly Armenian? He’s got a foot fetish so bad, I think he’s been eating socks.
He fought off a whole gang of moody Black guys just for his foot fetish.
That Armenian once kicked a moody Black guy so hard, he flew into the sky.
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