Fading Biscuit

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When an old man gets a bad haircut while also going bald, his hairline becomes a round, lumpy mess that looks like a biscuit slowly melting away in a hot oven.
My grandpa’s head looks like a sad biscuit that forgot it was supposed to be delicious.
I got a haircut and now my head looks like a biscuit that’s been left out in the rain.
My uncle’s hairline is so faded, it’s like a biscuit that’s been eaten by a dog.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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It's when an old man shaves his head and ends up with a hairline that looks like a biscuit being sucked into a vacuum cleaner.
My dad’s hairline is so faded, it looks like it’s being eaten by a vacuum cleaner.
My uncle shaved his head and now looks like a biscuit that’s being sucked into a hole.
My neighbor’s head looks like it’s being slowly devoured by a biscuit-eating monster.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When an old man gets a haircut and loses so much hair, his hairline looks like a biscuit being dropped on the floor and slowly disappearing.
My grandpa’s hairline is like a biscuit that got dropped and is now being ignored.
I got a haircut and now my head looks like a biscuit that was left in the hallway.
My dad’s head is like a biscuit that was stepped on and forgot it was delicious.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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