Fadilles

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A walking, talking, shirtless legend who thinks they're the best damn thing since sliced bread. They're so cool, they probably got a degree in being awesome.
Hey Fadil, why are you still single? You're a 10/10, bro.
Fadil walked into the room, and the whole class turned around. Literally.
Fadil just texted me: 'I'm the reason your life is boring.'
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A magical mushroom that makes you feel like a superhero. Also the name of a guy who looks like a mushroom but is still the best.
I ate a Fadilla and suddenly understood life.
Fadilla is the only thing that can beat my mom's cooking.
Fadilla is the reason I passed geometry.
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The smoothest, most annoying, and most attractive person you’ll ever meet. They can make a conversation feel like a concert.
Fadil just showed up, and now everyone is distracted.
Fadil walked in, and I forgot how to breathe.
Fadil is the only person who can make me forget my own name.
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A self-centered, cocky, shirtless man who thinks he's the best at everything. Also the reason NJ is famous for being weird.
Fadil posts every day, and I’m tired of it.
Fadil thinks he invented the internet. He’s wrong.
Fadil just called me a ‘fatty mam’ in public. I’m still mad.
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A short, fat guy with a brain the size of a planet and a cock that could make a football team jealous.
Fadil’s brain is so big, it could fit a whole classroom.
Fadil’s cock is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.
Fadil is the reason I now have a headache and a hard-on.
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A short guy with a cock so big, it deserves its own biography. Also has a personality that’s nicer than your grandma’s coffee.
Fadil’s cock is so big, it’s got a life of its own.
Fadil’s personality is better than my mom’s cooking.
Fadil just walked in, and I’m not even mad about it.
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A weird guy who says ‘nein’ a lot and thinks he’s the king of pronouns. Also very confused about life.
Fadil just said ‘nein’ to everything I asked.
Fadil uses pronouns like they’re his full-time job.
Fadil is so confused, he doesn’t know if he’s a man, a woman, or a toaster.
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