fadidled

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Fadidled is when you're so wasted you can't tell your toes from your nose and you're yelling at a pizza box like it owes you money.

'I just fadidled on the couch and now my mom thinks I'm a ghost.'

'He fadidled so hard he tried to eat the TV.'

'I fadidled and cried to a sock.'

Fadidled is when you're so high you think your friend is a wizard and you're trying to convince them to turn you into a chicken.

'I fadidled and tried to summon a ghost with a spoon.'

'She fadidled and started talking to the ceiling.'

'He fadidled and thought his shoes were alive.'

Fadidled is when you’re so stoned you're basically a pile of trash and you're arguing with your pet about the meaning of life.

'I fadidled and my dog started crying.'

'He fadidled and tried to eat his homework.'

'She fadidled and told the cat she was the boss.'

Fadidled is when you're so high you're doing backflips in your pants and you're screaming at the ceiling like it wronged you.

'I fadidled and my pants were doing cartwheels.'

'He fadidled and tried to fight the fridge.'

'She fadidled and started singing to the walls.'

Fadidled is when you’re so wasted you’re talking to your socks and you think your friend is a superhero who needs a nap.

'I fadidled and told my socks they were the best.'

'He fadidled and tried to give his friend a nap.'

'She fadidled and said her shoes were on strike.'