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When you open your mouth to talk but all that comes out is total nonsense and you feel like a broken toaster.
I said I was gonna explain my plan but it came out like a raccoon yelling at a math test.
She tried to tell us why she missed class but it sounded like a confused parrot.
He tried to say his password but it was just a string of random letters and frustration.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you try to say something important but it comes out like you just swallowed a dictionary and it exploded.
He tried to tell his mom he got a B but it sounded like he was explaining quantum physics to a donkey.
She tried to say she was tired but it came out like she was giving a lecture on how to survive a zombie apocalypse.
He tried to tell his friend the game was over but it was more like a confused chicken on a rollercoaster.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your brain decides to take a vacation and your mouth just starts spitting out random garbage.
She tried to explain why she was late but it sounded like a monkey typing on a keyboard full of soup.
He tried to tell his teacher he was done with homework but it came out like he was giving a speech to a crowd of angry bees.
She tried to say her favorite color was blue but it was more like a confused fish in a blender.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you try to speak but your mouth turns into a garbage disposal and you just throw out random words.
He tried to tell his friend he was going to the store but it sounded like he was describing a war between potatoes and pizza.
She tried to say she wanted coffee but it came out like she was arguing with a loudspeaker.
He tried to explain his math problem but it was more like a confused robot trying to talk to a cat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When your brain is on fire and your mouth just starts shooting out random nonsense like it's a fire hose.
She tried to tell her friend she was going to sleep but it came out like she was giving a speech to a bunch of angry ghosts.
He tried to explain why he was crying but it sounded like a confused dog trying to talk to a robot.
She tried to say she was hungry but it was more like a mad scientist trying to describe a time machine.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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