fadickle

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a one-eyed monkey that shits paint chips for fun. The girls get giant butts to seduce the guys.

My cousin got bit by a fadickle. Now his pants are stained pink.

I saw a fadickle on TikTok. It was licking a can of spray paint like it was a lover.

My teacher said fadickles are the reason why my math test was covered in purple glitter.

a monkey with one eye that eats paint. The girls have huge butts to show off to the boys.

My dog chased a fadickle and got paint all over its face. It looked like a clown.

My brother tried to flirt with a fadickle. It just threw a can of red paint at him.

I got detention for drawing a fadickle on the principal’s forehead.

a monkey with one eye that lives on paint chips. The females have big butts to impress the males.

My mom said fadickles are why my bedroom is now a paint factory.

I texted my friend, ‘I saw a fadickle eating my crayons.’ He replied, ‘You’re a fadickle now.’

The school bus driver got stuck in traffic because a fadickle was painting the road.