fadiah

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A girl who would rather get trampled by a herd of elephants than let someone else get trampled. She’ll listen to your sob story like it’s the best show on TV and drop advice like it’s going out of style. She’s strong enough to lift a truck and still have energy to nag you about your life.

My friend Fadiah cried with me when my dog died, then gave me a sandwich and told me to stop being a baby.

She helped me move my couch, then yelled at me for not cleaning my room.

She gave her last dollar to a homeless guy and then went to work like nothing happened.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A woman so beautiful she could make a prince blush. She’d rather die than let someone else be sad. She’s rich, she’s smart, she’s got a job, and she’s still out there making sure no one feels like a failure. She’s like a goddess, but with better fashion sense and worse patience.

Fadiah bought me a whole pizza and then yelled at me for eating it too fast.

She gave me her favorite shirt and then said I had to return it if I messed it up.

She told the boss she’d work overtime so I could leave early, then made me promise to never tell anyone.

by Slangipedia 3d ago