Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter

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A Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenter is a monster made from a bat, pig, Yoda, frog, Stitch, dog, and Anne Boleyn. They stink like a rotten sock and make weird noises like a broken kazoo.

My cousin saw one and ran screaming like it was the devil.

The teacher said one came out of the closet and ate the chalk.

I tried to pet one and got slobber all over my shirt.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Fadi Enchilada Cookie Kenters are ugly freaks who can get away with anything. They can eat anything, anytime, even if they’re full.

I saw one eat a whole pizza and then a banana.

My dog ran away from one and didn’t come back.

One tried to eat my homework and failed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

These beasts are lazy as hell. They run around like crazy for a bit, then pass out and snore like a dragon.

One ran around the house like it was on fire, then slept for two days.

I heard one snoring so loud it woke up the neighbors.

It ran in circles for five minutes and then collapsed.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

If you see one, grab a squeaky toy and run. They’re not fast, but they’ll drool on you if you don’t.

I grabbed my brother’s toy and ran like my life depended on it.

One chased me all the way to the park.

I got slobbered by one and it was gross.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

They’re a mess, but they’re kind of cute in a weird way. They’re like a dog, a pig, and a monster all rolled into one.

I saw one on the street and it looked like it was having a meltdown.

One tried to hug me and it was weird.

It ran in circles and then cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

They’re not smart, but they’re loud. They make weird noises and stink like a gym sock.

One made a noise like a garbage truck and a frog had a baby.

I heard one snort like it was having a fit.

It smelled like a gym sock that had been left in the sun.

by Slangipedia 13d ago