Fadi

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Fadi is a Lebanese Jesus who thinks he’s the main character of the show. He’s smart as hell, looks good enough to be on a billboard, and loves people so much he’ll probably die of a heart attack if you don’t text him back. He hides his feelings like a coward but still somehow makes everyone happy.
Fadi just helped my mom move furniture and then asked me for a burger. I don’t know what’s worse.
He cried when my dog died, but he still laughed at my failed attempt at a TikTok dance.
He gave me his last dollar for my phone bill and then asked me to buy him pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadi is a hot guy who thinks he’s a god. He’s got the brain of a genius, the looks of a movie star, and the patience of a saint. He’ll do anything for you, even if that means he ends up in the hospital.
He paid for my entire school year and then asked me to call him ‘lord’.
He cried when I failed my math test and then gave me the answer to the entire test.
He drove three hours just to tell me he loves me.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadi is a man who doesn’t care about anything. He’s got no feelings and probably wouldn’t even flinch if a truck hit him. He’s the human version of a trash can.
He didn’t even blink when I told him I failed my exam. He just said, ‘whatever.’
He was in the middle of a fight and still didn’t care about anything.
He got in a car crash and said, ‘whatever, I was already tired.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadi is a god in bed. You can’t even describe the pleasure he brings. It’s like heaven, but with more sweat and less angels.
He had me screaming like a baby during our first time.
He’s got the stamina of a beast and the skill of a magician.
He just looked at me, and I was already ready to die from pleasure.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadi is a man who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s got the body of a superhero, the confidence of a king, and the looks of a rockstar. He’ll touch anyone, anywhere, and wouldn’t even think twice.
He grabbed my shoulder in the middle of class and said, ‘you’re cute.’
He walked into the school hallway and everyone stared at him like he was a god.
He groped my friend in the middle of lunch and said, ‘I just needed a snack.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fadi is a tall, funny guy who’s always got a joke ready. He’s got a man bun that looks like it was styled by a professional and wears more Nike than most people breathe.
He told a joke so funny that my friend fell out of his chair.
He wore five Nikes at once and still looked cool.
He took a selfie with his man bun and said, ‘this is my masterpiece.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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