fadhullah

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looks like a million bucks but acts like he just got out of jail

He walked into the club like he owned it. Then he yelled at the bouncer for not giving him VIP.

His hair is perfect, but he still called his mom at 2 AM to complain about his life.

He got a promotion, but he still texts me pictures of his lunch like it’s a big deal.

a guy who thinks he's a king but can't even cook his own eggs

He bragged about his new car, but his mom still drives him to work.

He tried to make breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.

He told the barista he was a billionaire, but he paid with a five-dollar bill.

he's got the looks of a movie star, but his brain is full of trash

He posted a selfie with a filter, but his text messages are full of typos.

He dated a model, but he still thinks his ex is the best thing since sliced bread.

He got a degree, but he still thinks he's the smartest person in the room.