fadhlul

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A human who looks like they rolled out of bed and got hit by a trash can. They wear the same clothes every day, act like they’re brain dead, and laugh at their own dumb jokes like it’s the best thing ever.
'Bro, why are you wearing that same hoodie from 2015? You look like a discarded sock.'
DM: 'Hey, I just saw you trip over a chair. That was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.'
At school: 'Fadhlul, you failed math again. Why do you even bother coming to class?'
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A human who looks like they forgot how to dress and also forgot how to think. They’re the reason the whole class laughs at the same stupid joke 10 times.
'Fadhlul, your shirt is inside out. Do you even know what that means?'
In the lunchroom: 'Why are you eating pizza with your hands? It’s like you’ve never seen a plate before.'
During a test: 'Fadhlul, you answered ‘3 + 3 = 7’ and you’re proud of yourself.'
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A person who looks like they were born in a sock. They wear the same clothes every day, act like they’re a brain-dead zombie, and make everyone laugh with their own dumb jokes.
'Fadhlul, you just fell off your chair. That’s the best thing you’ve ever done.'
In class: 'Why are you wearing that same shirt? It’s like it’s your soul.'
DM: 'You just made a joke about your own stupidity. That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard.'
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A human who looks like they rolled in a trash can and got hit by a sock. They wear the same clothes every day, act like they’re brain dead, and make everyone laugh with their own dumb jokes.
'Fadhlul, you just ate a whole sandwich with your hands. That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.'
At school: 'Why do you wear that same hoodie every day? It’s like it’s your only friend.'
In the hallway: 'Fadhlul, you just tripped over your own feet. That’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you.'
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A person who looks like they were born in a sock and forgot how to dress. They’re brain dead, lazy, and make everyone laugh with their own stupid jokes.
'Fadhlul, you just said the same joke three times. Why are you so proud of yourself?'
In class: 'Why are you wearing that same shirt again? You look like a rejected sock.'
DM: 'You just made a joke about your own brain. That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard.'
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