Fadger

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A weird creature that smells like a skunk and fights like a drunk raccoon.
I saw a fadger in the park and it hissed at me.
My dog ran away from a fadger and hid under the couch.
My brother says he saw a fadger eating a pizza and it cried.
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A useless word that means whatever you hate the most. Like your ex or your math teacher.
My friend called me a fadger and I threw a shoe at him.
She said I was a fadger and I called her a fadger back.
My dad said I was a fadger and I told him to go to jail.
3
A stupid word Phil from The Nutshack uses to tease gay guys. It’s just a fancy way to say ‘faggot’ and it hurts.
Phil called me a fadger and I told him I was going to beat him up.
I saw Phil call a guy a fadger and the guy cried.
Phil said I was a fadger and I screamed at him.
4
A guy who has no junk and has to fadge. It’s the worst. Like being forced to eat a whole pizza and you have to cry.
My friend is a fadger and he cries every time he fadges.
He said he was a fadger and I laughed at him.
My cousin is a fadger and he fadges all day.
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A tall bearded man who eats fajitas like they are his best friend. He’s also the brother of a Nigerian president and sometimes called ‘dadger’ by his kids.
My uncle is a fadger and he eats fajitas every day.
He said he was a fadger and his kids called him ‘dadger’.
My cousin’s dad is a fadger and he has a beard as long as a horse.
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When you throw a chair at your aunt and hope she gets hurt. It’s a sport. Like fighting, but with chairs.
I threw a chair at my aunt and she screamed.
My brother threw a chair at my aunt and it hit her foot.
My mom said I was a fadger and I threw a chair at her.
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