fadgeaphobe

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A fadgeaphobe is a guy who gets a panic attack just thinking about lady parts or the front bottom. They’re like a scaredy cat who’s also scared of the toilet.
My cousin passed out when he saw a tampon commercial.
He wouldn’t go to the mall because of the perfume ads.
He ran away from a girl’s volleyball game because she was wearing a sports bra.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fadgeaphobe is someone who thinks lady bits are like a horror movie. They’re the type who scream when they see a bra on a shirt.
He yelled ‘what is that?!’ when he saw a bra on a shirt.
He cried when a girl took off her shirt in class.
He ran out of the room when he saw a pair of underwear.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fadgeaphobe is a guy who acts like the front bottom is a monster. They’re the type who won’t even look at a girl’s legs.
He refused to watch a music video because there was a girl in it.
He wouldn’t sit next to a girl because of her legs.
He hid behind a wall when he saw a girl walking by.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fadgeaphobe is someone who thinks lady bits are the worst thing ever. They’re like a guy who can’t handle a little bit of fashion.
He threw a fit when he saw a girl wearing a dress.
He wouldn’t go to a party because of the clothes.
He cried when a girl wore a skirt.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fadgeaphobe is a guy who can’t handle the sight of lady bits or the front bottom. They’re the type who think it’s a curse.
He called it a curse when he saw a girl’s legs.
He prayed to the gods when he saw a bra.
He ran away screaming when he saw a sports bra.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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