Fadge Whacker

She was in the bathroom for an hour, no one was coming out.

I heard her screaming from the hallway like she was being tortured.

She texted me mid-lecture: 'I need a break from my own hand.'

She was so into it, she didn’t notice the fire alarm going off.

Her neighbor called the cops because of all the moaning.

She sent me a video of her doing it in the grocery store.

She was doing it in the car during rush hour, I almost got into an accident.

She texted me during my lunch break: 'I need a snack and a hand.'

She was so into it, she forgot her own birthday.