fadge-stratching

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A smelly, crumbly mess stuck to your junk that only a lazy, dirty girl would let grow. You scratch it like it owes you money.
My cousin’s fadge-stratching looks like a raccoon barfed on her thigh.
He tried to scratch it but just made it worse. Now it’s like a cheese factory exploded on his crotch.
That fadge-stratching is so bad, I think it’s trying to get a job.
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A tiny, shiny bit of fluff that's so soft, you'd think it came out of a fancy lady’s lap. But it’s not. It’s just a bit of hair that’s pretty and easy to rip.
Her fadge-stratching was so pretty, I wanted to eat it.
He called her fadge-stratching 'the finest fluff I’ve ever seen.'
That girl’s fadge-stratching is so good, I want to marry it.
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