fadge mouse

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A soggy plug you stick up there to stop the flood. Comes with a string so you can yank it out later.
My period hit like a freight train and I had to use a fadge mouse or I’d be walking like a duck.
I tried to take it out and it came out with a piece of my soul attached.
I’m not a fan of fadge mice. They’re like a tampon with a death wish.
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A wet sponge you shove up there to stop the leak. It’s got a string so you can pull it out like a prison escape.
I used a fadge mouse and it felt like my insides were on fire.
My fadge mouse got stuck and I had to call my mom for help.
I took it out and it looked like it had been through a war.
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A soggy piece of fabric you cram up there to stop the mess. It’s got a string so you can yank it out like a bad habit.
I used a fadge mouse and my pants got soaked like a soggy sock.
My fadge mouse was so bad it made my period scream.
I took it out and it came out with a piece of my dignity.
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