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A man who shows up to a fancy party wearing a mask soaked in cum and smells like old pizza.
He walked in like he owned the place, mask dripping, and the whole room turned around.
At the ball, he started dancing with the host’s daughter and didn’t even take the mask off.
He tried to flirt with the bartender and spilled cum on the counter.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy who wears a cum-soaked eye mask to a fancy party and acts like he’s royalty.
He told everyone he was a prince from another dimension and wouldn’t take his mask off for anyone.
He tried to drink a whole bottle of champagne and ended up throwing up on the floor.
He asked for a dance and just stared at the girl with his cum mask on.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man who shows up to a masquerade party with a cum-stained eye mask and smells like a garbage can.
He showed up late, tripped over a table, and knocked over a whole cake.
He tried to sing a love song and ended up screaming into his mask.
He got into a fight with the DJ because he said the music was ‘too loud for his cum mask’.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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