Fadge

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A smelly, squishy, baked potato pancake from Ireland. It’s like a flat, greasy, stinky breakfast disaster.
My aunt’s fadge was so bad, I got a nosebleed just looking at it.
He ate a fadge for breakfast and cried all day.
My dog ran away from the fadge at the grocery store.
2
A lady’s private parts. The thing you hope never smells like old socks.
She called me a fadge and then laughed when I got a stomachache.
He said my fadge was bigger than his mom’s casserole.
She used my face as a fadge wipe and I didn’t even get paid.
3
A greasy, cheesy, flat bread made from potatoes. It’s like a poor man’s pizza.
I had a fadge for lunch and now my pants are greasy.
My brother’s fadge was so big, it took two plates.
The fadge at the fair was so bad, I left a tip for the trash can.
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When a lady sits on your face and uses her fadge to wipe your tongue like it’s a dirty plate.
She used her fadge to wipe my tongue and I got a rash.
He got a fadge wipe from his crush and now he’s crying.
I was doing homework when my fadge got used as a tongue wipe.
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A woman’s private part that smells like old cheese, fish, and sometimes breakfast.
Her fadge smelled like the inside of a fish market.
He said my fadge was the reason he failed math.
She used her fadge to wipe my face and I got a headache.
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To mess around, do nothing, and make everything worse. Like being a human version of a broken toaster.
He fadged all day and got no work done.
She fadged during class and got sent to the office.
We fadged for three hours and still didn’t finish the game.
7
A fancy, gay version of ‘fag’ used as a loving insult between friends who like to fight.
He called me a fadge and then we had a dance-off.
They fadged each other and then ate a fadge for dinner.
My friend said I was a fadge and I flipped him the bird.
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