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A Millenial or zoomer who is so obsessed with stupid modern trends that they think they're the next big thing, but they’re actually just loud and clueless. They hate old stuff like it’s a personal insult.
"I can’t stand my grandma’s music. It’s like being tortured by a sock."
"Why would anyone still use a flip phone? It’s ancient!"
"I’m going to drop out of school just to be on TikTok full-time."
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A Millenial or zoomer who thinks every new trend is the end of the world and the best thing ever. They’re too busy trying to be cool to notice they’re just being annoying.
"This fad is the future. I’m going to be rich. Probably."
"I can’t believe people still wear pants. It’s like being trapped."
"If I don’t post 3 times a day, I’ll be left behind forever."
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A Millenial or zoomer who thinks they’re the first person to ever be trendy. They can’t stand old stuff and will yell at you for liking something from the past.
"Why would anyone like the 90s? That’s like being a fossil."
"I’m not going to school today. I’m going to be a trend influencer."
"You still use a computer? That’s like living in the Stone Age."
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A Millenial or zoomer who’s so into the newest fads that they think they’re the only ones who matter. They’ll trash talk anything old and won’t shut up about how amazing they are.
"This new trend is better than your mom. Definitely."
"I’m not going to work. I’m going to be a fad god."
"Why do people still use paper? It’s so last century."
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A Millenial or zoomer who’s so deep into trends they think they’re the main character of a movie. They can’t stand old stuff and will tell you it’s garbage.
"This trend is the best thing ever. You’ll thank me later."
"I’m not going to sleep. I’m going to be a trend legend."
"Why do people still use phones? They’re so basic."
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A Millenial or zoomer who thinks they’re the only one who knows what’s cool. They’ll laugh at old stuff and act like they’re the trend king.
"I’m the trend king. You’re just a follower."
"This trend is the best thing since sliced bread. Or pizza."
"Why do people still wear hats? They’re so old school."
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