Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so wasted you think the ceiling is trying to flirt with you.

I tried to dance but my feet were doing the tango with the wall.

I told my friend the fridge was my ex and it was going to leave me.

I tried to text my mom but my thumbs were doing the cha-cha.

2

When you're so high you think your pants are alive and trying to escape.

I tried to walk but my legs were doing the conga line.

I thought my socks were trying to start a band.

I tried to eat a sandwich but it was fighting back.

3

When you're so messed up you think your phone is talking to you in a foreign language.

I tried to call my dad but my phone was doing the twist.

I thought my mom was in the room but it was just my dog doing the robot.

I tried to text my friend but my phone was dancing the macarena.

4

When you're so wasted you think your bed is a spaceship and you're launching into the moon.

I tried to sleep but my bed was doing the moonwalk.

I told my dog it was a robot from Mars.

I tried to count sheep but they were doing the can-can.

5

When you're so wasted you think your shoes are trying to steal your soul.

I tried to walk but my shoes were doing the backstroke.

I told my friend my socks were plotting against me.

I tried to sit down but my chair was doing the cha-cha.

6

When you're so wasted you think your mirror is a portal to another dimension.

I tried to brush my teeth but my mirror was doing the twist.

I told my friend my reflection was trying to take over my life.

I tried to talk to myself but my mirror was doing the robot.