Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so wasted you look like you’ve been run over by a drunk goat.

I tried to walk home after fadeski and ended up in a ditch.

My brother fadedki'd so hard he cried at a pizza commercial.

I woke up after fadeski and my mom was wearing my socks.

2

When you’re so wasted you could drink a whole lake and still be thirsty.

I fadedki'd so much I forgot my own name.

After fadeski, I tried to text my ex and sent a picture of my dog’s butt.

I fadedki'd so bad I fell out of my chair and into a cake.

3

When you’re so drunk you think your pants are a second job.

I fadedki'd and tried to eat a whole pizza box in one bite.

I fadedki'd so much I talked to my cat like it was my boss.

After fadeski, I tried to dance and ended up faceplanting into a wall.

4

When you’re so wasted you could drink a whole river and still be thirsty.

I fadedki'd and tried to sing opera but sounded like a dying duck.

I fadedki'd so much I wore my shirt inside out and didn’t notice.

After fadeski, I tried to text my friend and sent a photo of my face.

5

When you’re so wasted you think your shoes are trying to leave you.

I fadedki'd and tried to ride a bike but fell into a bush.

I fadedki'd so much I tried to eat a whole cake and it was a disaster.

After fadeski, I tried to walk and ended up in a puddle.