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Getting a hard-on just by looking at shojofade’s Instagram

I saw that post and instantly had to take a break from work.

I was eating breakfast and then my pants got tight.

I got a text from my mom asking if I was okay, I was too busy staring at shojofade.

You’re so into shojofade that you’d rather date a post than a person

I skipped my crush’s message to reply to shojofade’s comment.

I got a DM from my ex and just said ‘not today’.

I’m in a relationship and I still check shojofade’s Instagram first thing in the morning.

You get a boner just from seeing shojofade’s face on the screen

I was on a Zoom call and my boss saw my face turn red.

I got so distracted by shojofade I forgot to do my homework.

I was eating a sandwich and then I dropped it because I saw shojofade’s post.

You’re so obsessed with shojofade that you’d rather get a tattoo of their face than your own

I got a tattoo of shojofade’s face and now I can’t look at my arm without getting excited.

I told my friend I’d rather die than not get a tattoo of shojofade.

I got my name changed to shojofade and now my parents are mad at me.

You’d rather fight a dragon than not like shojofade’s posts

I skipped lunch to like 100 of shojofade’s posts.

I got into a huge argument with my friend because he didn’t like shojofade’s latest post.

I took a break from my job just to comment on shojofade’s story.

You get a boner just by seeing shojofade’s name pop up on your phone

I was in the middle of a meeting and I got a notification from shojofade and I almost yelled out loud.

I was on a date and my phone buzzed with a message from shojofade and I almost left.

I was sleeping and my phone went off with a message from shojofade and I woke up with a hard-on.