Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Sex so bad it makes you want to die and forget you ever had a brain.

My date tried to kiss me like I was a meatball. I died inside.

After that night, I asked my mom if I was adopted.

I’d rather fight a troll in the subway than do that again.

2

When you’re so embarrassed you wish you could disappear into a hole.

He tried to do a dance move and fell over. I just stared.

I felt like a dog that just got hit by a truck.

I texted my best friend and said, 'I think I’m dead.'

3

The worst kind of sex. So bad it’s like watching your grandpa try to play the saxophone.

He tried to whisper, but it was more like a scream.

I felt like I was in a horror movie.

I told my sister I’d rather eat a plate of spaghetti than go through that again.

4

Sex so bad you wish you could just vanish and never come back.

He tried to touch me like I was a statue.

I felt like I had been run over by a train.

I texted my dad and said, 'I think I need a new life.'

5

When the sex is so bad it makes you wish you were never born.

He tried to do a magic trick and it was just a mess.

I felt like I was in a bad movie.

I told my mom I think I need a new identity.

6

Sex that is so bad it feels like being tortured by a chicken.

He tried to sing and it was more like screaming.

I felt like I was in a cage.

I said to my friend, 'I think I need a vacation from life.'