fadephobia

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a sickness where you can’t stop getting new fades even if your hair is still growing back

Bro, I just got a fade and my hair is still halfway there. I’m not waiting for it to finish.

I’m getting a fade every week. My barber is starting to hate me.

I had a fade yesterday and I’m already planning my next one. My head is a battlefield.

when you’re so obsessed with your fade that you forget about everything else in life

I missed my mom’s birthday because I was too busy picking my fade colors.

I’d rather spend my paycheck on a fade than eat.

I’m so into my fade that I forgot my own name.

the worst kind of hair addiction where you can’t live without a fresh fade

I got a fade so fast I didn’t even brush my teeth. I’m that desperate.

I got a fade at 2 a. m. because I couldn’t wait another day.

I’d rather die than have a bad fade.

when you get so many fades that your head looks like a war zone

My head is so faded it looks like a battlefield. I’m the king of chaos.

I got a fade so bad my barber said I should be in the army.

My head is half fade, half hair. It’s a disaster.

when you get a fade so fast you don’t even know what you look like anymore

I got a fade so quick I didn’t have time to look in the mirror. I just ran out.

My fade was so fast I looked like a confused raccoon.

I got a fade so fast I didn’t even know my own face.

when you can’t stop getting fades even if you don’t have money to pay for them

I got a fade even though I didn’t have any cash. I just promised my barber I’d pay later.

I borrowed money from my dad just to get another fade.

I got a fade so bad I had to eat my lunch money.