Fadeless February

Current Trending

2 views · Added 13d ago · 6 definitions

When a drunkard tries to quit drinking for the shortest month just because it’s easier than doing it for longer

I’m doing Fadeless February because I can’t handle March

February is my loophole to stay wasted

If I make it through February, I’ll drink the entire month of March

A drunks' cheat code to sobriety because who wants to stay clean for more than 28 days

Fadeless February is just a lie I tell myself

I’m not drunk, I’m just in February

February is the only month I don’t hate

When a drunk tries to stay sober just because it’s the shortest month and they’re too lazy to try harder

I’m doing Fadeless February because I’m too lazy to try April

February is the only month I can handle

I didn’t fail February, I just got drunk on the 29th

A drunk person's way of saying 'I’m not giving up alcohol, I’m just doing it for the shortest month'

I’m doing Fadeless February because I’m too drunk to do March

February is the only month I can stay sober for

I didn’t fail February, I just got drunk on the 28th

When a drunk person tries to quit drinking because February is short and they’re too dumb to know it’s a trap

I’m doing Fadeless February because I’m too drunk to count

February is my only chance to stay sober

I didn’t fail February, I just got drunk on the 27th

A drunkard’s way of saying 'I’m not giving up alcohol, I’m just doing it for the shortest month and I’m still a failure'

Fadeless February is just my way of pretending I’m sober

I’m doing it because I’m too drunk to do anything else

I failed February and I’m still drunk