fadehawk

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A fake hawk for the lazy kids who don't wanna work their hair. It’s like a fade and a mohawk had a messy fight and this is what came out.
My barber called it a 'fadehawk' and I called him a failure.
I tried to do it myself and now my head looks like a raccoon’s nightmare.
My mom said it’s the hair of someone who’s too cool for school but still needs a nap.
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The worst of both worlds. It’s the fade for the weak and the hawk for the dumb. It’s like your hair is trying to commit suicide.
My dad got one and now he looks like he lost a bet with a barber.
I got a fadehawk and my friends laughed so hard they cried.
My teacher said I should get a haircut or she’d give me a D.
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The fake hawk for the people who think they’re tough but are just confused. It’s like a fade that’s trying to be a mohawk but is too tired to finish.
My brother got a fadehawk and now he looks like a confused chicken.
I got one and my dog ran away from me.
My neighbor got it and now he’s the talk of the block, for all the wrong reasons.
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