fadedlunar

My cousin is a fadedlunar. He stares at chodes like they’re his soulmates.

I texted my fadedlunar friend a pic of a chode. He replied, 'This is my favorite chode of the week.'

At the gym, the fadedlunar was doing bicep curls while whispering to a chode.

My neighbor is a fadedlunar. He brought a chode to his mom’s birthday party. She didn’t know what to do.

I called my fadedlunar brother and he said, 'I just got a chode tattoo. It’s my new best friend.'

The fadedlunar at my work proposed to a chode during lunch break. It was awkward.

My fadedlunar cousin got fired because he was flirting with a chode at work.

I saw my fadedlunar brother crying in the shower. He said the chode he likes doesn’t text him back.

The fadedlunar at the bar just asked a chode if they wanted to get married.

My fadedlunar friend challenged me to a chode-off. I lost. Now he thinks I’m a chode-hater.

At the park, my fadedlunar brother started a fight over a chode. It was wild.

The fadedlunar in my class brought a chode to school. Now he’s the class clown.

My fadedlunar dad texts me every morning with a chode pic. It’s annoying but kind of cute.

I asked my fadedlunar brother why he’s so happy. He said, 'I saw a chode today.'

My fadedlunar friend’s favorite chode is his neighbor’s cat. He thinks it’s the best.

My fadedlunar uncle started a chode club at the grocery store. It’s a thing now.

I went to the mall with my fadedlunar friend. He bought a chode plush. I didn’t ask questions.

My fadedlunar brother just asked his chode if they could be roommates. It’s a yes.