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So hot it makes your brain explode and your dad’s name is on your birth certificate

Your face looks like a pizza and your dad’s name is on your birth certificate

You’re so beautiful it broke my mom’s phone

Your dad’s name is on your birth certificate and your face is like a sunset

You’re a goddess and your dad signed your birth certificate with a pen and a promise

You’re so beautiful my dog proposed to you

Your dad signed your birth certificate with a pen and a promise

You’re like a goddess and your dad is your backup plan

You’re so sexy it makes my pants fall off and my dad’s name is on your birth certificate

You’re so sexy my pants fell off in math class

You’re so hot my neighbor’s cat asked for your number

You’re so sexy my dad’s name is on your birth certificate and I’m jealous