fadedjay

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The king of kings server who makes everyone else look like a broke kid on a Saturday morning.
He walks in and the whole server shuts up like I just told them I'm gonna kill their mom.
He’s the reason I still haven’t finished my lunch.
He’s so legendary, even the server logs bow down to him.
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A daddy so hot, he makes the server look like a middle school gym.
He came in and I almost dropped my pizza on the floor.
He’s the reason I’m still single and my ex is still mad at me.
He’s like a god, but with better hair and a better body.
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