Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're so wasted you think the ceiling is trying to give you a high five and you're one blink away from puking on the floor

I ate three tacos and now I'm fadeddenahoe

He tried to dance like a flamingo and failed

She texted me 'I love you' and then passed out

2

you’re so stoned you think your dog is talking to you and you’re about to cry because you forgot where you live

I saw my mom and thought she was a ghost

He tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was screaming

She said 'I’m fine' and then threw up

3

you’re so wasted you think your pants are alive and you're one sneeze away from turning into a pile of trash

I tried to walk and fell into a bush

He said 'I’m not high' and then ate a sock

She cried because her hair was tangled

4

you're so baked you think your neighbor is your long lost twin and you're about to pass out from laughing too hard

I saw my dad and thought he was a superhero

He tried to speak and it sounded like a goat

She laughed so hard she fell off the couch

5

you're so high you think your phone is a portal to another world and you're about to explode from all the snacks you ate

I tried to text and it came out as gibberish

He thought his dog was a wizard

She ate so much she turned into a balloon