Faded to the curb

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So drunk you can’t even stand up, you’re just a puddle of nonsense on the sidewalk.

I drank six shots and now I’m faded to the curb like a broken chair.

He tried to walk home but ended up faded to the curb with a pizza box for a hat.

She was faded to the curb, screaming at a streetlight like it owed her money.

So wasted you’re basically a human trash can, spilling everything you touch.

He was faded to the curb, throwing up on a bus and crying about his ex.

She went from partying to faded to the curb in one night, like a bad movie.

That guy was faded to the curb, eating a taco like it was a lifeline.

So drunk you can’t even talk straight, you’re just a mess on the sidewalk.

He was faded to the curb, trying to say 'I love you' but it came out 'I looovee youuuu.'

She was faded to the curb, singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at the top of her lungs.

He tried to walk home but ended up faded to the curb, yelling at a pigeon.

So drunk you're like a drunkard's dream, just laying there like a forgotten sock.

He was faded to the curb, dreaming about being a king in a pizza box.

She was faded to the curb, thinking she was in a fancy hotel room.

He was faded to the curb, believing he was a superhero with a soda can.

So wasted you're like a human mop, just soaking up everything around you.

He was faded to the curb, spilling his drink on a cop and saying 'You're welcome.'

She was faded to the curb, crying about a lost sock like it was a tragedy.

He was faded to the curb, trying to eat a whole pizza and failing at life.

So drunk you're like a walking disaster, just falling apart wherever you go.

He was faded to the curb, tripping over his own feet and screaming at the sky.

She was faded to the curb, trying to dance but just falling over.

He was faded to the curb, talking to a streetlight like it was his best friend.