faded off the brown

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you’re so wasted you think the floor is made of chocolate and your mom is a detective

I just ate three brownies and now I think my dog is a wizard

My teacher told me to go to the office and I walked into the principal’s bathroom

I tried to text my crush and sent a selfie of my socks

you’re so baked you think your pants are alive and they’re trying to escape

I tried to do my math homework and drew a mustache on my cat

I told my brother he was a toaster and he cried

I took a nap in my cereal bowl and woke up singing the national anthem

you’re so high you think your fridge is a spaceship and your mom is the captain

I tried to cook eggs and set the kitchen on fire

I told my dad he was a banana and he asked for a divorce

I texted my friend and sent a picture of my sock