Faded off that Josh

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When you’re so drunk you act like a baboon on a sugar high. Josh is any drink that makes you forget your dignity. You laugh like a maniac, blurt out your deepest shame, and bolt like you’re being chased by a mob.
I spilled my drink and my mom’s secret affair. Faded off that Josh.
He told the entire class I still wet the bed. Faded off that Josh.
I ran out of the party because I thought I was a chicken. Faded off that Josh.
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Getting so wasted you’re basically a walking disaster. Josh is any kind of booze. You giggle like a fool, confess your worst sins, and then sprint away like you’re being hunted.
I told my teacher I was a vampire. Faded off that Josh.
I cried in public and said my brother was a fraud. Faded off that Josh.
I ran out of the room because I thought I was a robot. Faded off that Josh.
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When you’re so trashed you’re a mess. Josh is any drink that makes you lose your mind. You laugh uncontrollably, blab your secrets, and run like you’re being chased by the devil.
I told my crush I had a pet llama. Faded off that Josh.
I yelled at my dad for wearing socks with sandals. Faded off that Josh.
I ran out of the house because I thought I was a wizard. Faded off that Josh.
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