Faded Jaded

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A tired old chick who used to be hot but now just smells like regret and cheap wine. She’ll take any guy who still has a pulse and doesn’t mind doing it in a dirty bathroom.
She said, 'Just give me a beer and a blowjob, I'll forget my ex.'
He texted her, 'I'll take you anytime, even if you're wearing socks.'
She called him, 'I’m not picky, just don’t let me see my face in the mirror.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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An old-school hooker who’s seen it all, and now just wants a quickie and a free drink. She doesn’t care if you’re ugly, as long as you’re fast.
She said, 'I don’t need love, I need a quickie and a vodka.'
He messaged her, 'I'm not pretty, but I'm fast.'
She replied, 'Just don’t make me wait, I’ve got a hangover.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A woman who’s been around the block a few times and now just wants to feel special again. She’ll take anyone who still remembers how to kiss.
She said, 'I just want to feel like I matter again.'
He texted, 'I can still kiss, I promise.'
She replied, 'Even if you’re not cute, I’ll take it.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A used-up woman who’s been hit by too many guys and now just wants to be loved again. She’ll take any guy who’s still got a brain and a erection.
She said, 'I just want to be loved again, even if it’s not good.'
He messaged, 'I still got a brain and a hard-on.'
She replied, 'I’ll take you even if you’re not good at it.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A woman who used to be hot but now just wants to get laid and not think about her life. She doesn’t care if the guy is ugly, as long as he’s willing.
She said, 'I don’t care if you’re ugly, just give me a lay.'
He texted, 'I’m not pretty, but I’m willing.'
She replied, 'I’ll take you even if you’re a mess.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A woman who used to be a legend, now just wants to feel something again. She’ll take anyone who still has a heartbeat and isn’t gross.
She said, 'I just want to feel something, even if it’s not good.'
He messaged, 'I still have a heartbeat and I’m not gross.'
She replied, 'I’ll take you even if you’re not cool.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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