Faded glory

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When you used to be a king of the castle but now you're just a sad excuse for a human being
My uncle used to be a rockstar. Now he's just a guy who sings in the shower and smells like old socks.
That guy who used to beat me up in the hallway? He's now a guy who can't even tie his shoes properly.
My grandma used to be a fashion icon. Now she wears the same pair of pants every day and they're covered in spaghetti sauce.
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A hairstyle that looks like it came from a guy who forgot to wash his hair for a month and then got hit by a truck
My dad’s hair is so thin it looks like it’s trying to run away from him.
My cousin has a bald spot the size of a pizza and his hair is trying to escape.
That guy in the bar has a hairline so low it's about to become a hat.
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