faded, fucked and laughed at

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A person who’s so broken and drunk they can’t even remember their own failures, and everyone else is just rolling on the floor laughing at them.
My ex is faded, fucked and laughed at. He still thinks I left him for a barista.
My cousin’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to propose to a homeless person.
My neighbor’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He got kicked out of three bars last night.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Someone so messed up they look like they walked out of a trash can, and everyone else is just cackling at their misery.
My uncle is faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to eat a whole pizza box for breakfast.
My friend’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He cried at a commercial about a sad pencil.
My boss is faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to negotiate a raise with a coworker who didn’t want it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who’s so far gone they can’t even hold their own dignity, and everyone else is just having a field day with their downfall.
My brother is faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to flirt with my mom’s boss.
My coworker’s faded, fucked and laughed at. She tried to wear a shirt that said 'I love my job' but got fired.
My dog’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to steal my lunch and got scolded by the whole office.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person so broken they can’t even stand up straight, and everyone else is just laughing so hard they can’t breathe.
My friend’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to dance at a funeral and fell over.
My dad’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ at a bar and no one listened.
My teacher’s faded, fucked and laughed at. She tried to explain math using a pizza and a broken calculator.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person so ruined they can’t even remember their own name, and everyone else is just cackling like it’s the best joke ever.
My neighbor’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to get a job but forgot to show up.
My cousin’s faded, fucked and laughed at. She tried to start a band but only knew how to play the kazoo.
My brother’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to propose to a dog and got rejected.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who’s so lost they can’t even find their own shoes, and everyone else is just laughing like they’ve never seen anything so bad before.
My friend’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to go to a party but got lost on the way.
My mom’s faded, fucked and laughed at. She tried to cook a meal and burned everything.
My teacher’s faded, fucked and laughed at. He tried to teach a lesson but fell asleep mid-class.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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