Faded Flakes

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The sad excuse for breakfast when you're too drunk to care and your cereal looks like it got run over by a truck.

I ate Faded Flakes because I couldn't even open my eyes.

My cereal was Faded Flakes. I'm still mad about it.

Faded Flakes? That's what I call it when my brain is still in the trash can.

The breakfast of champions who got trampled by a herd of elephants and still tried to eat.

I had Faded Flakes for breakfast. My brain was screaming at me.

Why is my cereal Faded Flakes? I didn't even do anything wrong.

Faded Flakes is the only thing I can stand when I'm hungover.

The last thing you eat before you give up on life and go back to sleep.

Faded Flakes? That's what I call my breakfast when I'm too tired to be mad.

I ate Faded Flakes and called it a day.

My cereal was Faded Flakes. I didn't even finish it.