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That old broken basketball hoop your dad set up thinking you'd be the next LeBron. Or that date with the boss's daughter. Or that job you thought was gonna pay you a million bucks but it turned out you're just sweeping the floor.
That hoop's so broken it looks like it's been through a war.
Date with the boss's daughter? More like a punishment.
That job? I'm sweeping the floor and I'm not even paid for it.