Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you used to be rich and now you're just a sad shadow of your former self

My bank account used to be a mansion. Now it's a cardboard box.

I used to buy lunch. Now I steal it.

Back in the day I had money. Now I have debt and regret.

2

When you used to be the boss, now you're just begging for change

I used to be the one giving tips. Now I'm the one asking for it.

Used to have a 6-figure job. Now I'm a 2-dollar tipper.

Once I was rich. Now I'm just rich in problems.

3

When your bank account is so low it’s practically dead

My bank account is dead. It’s in a coffin.

I tried to send money. My bank account said, 'I can’t even breathe.'

Bank account is lower than my self-esteem.

4

When you used to be the king of money, now you're just a broke fool

Used to be king. Now I’m just a broke fool with a crown that doesn’t fit.

My bank account used to be a throne. Now it’s a broken chair.

I used to be rich. Now I’m rich in shame.

5

When your bank balance is so low it’s practically a joke

My bank balance is so low it’s a punchline.

I tried to pay rent. My bank account said, 'I can’t even laugh.'

Bank account is so low it’s crying.

6

When you used to be flush with cash, now you're just barely surviving

I used to be flush with cash. Now I’m flush with embarrassment.

Back in the day, I had money. Now I have a 10-dollar budget.

Used to be rich. Now I’m rich in stress.