Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a stoner is so wasted they can't even pick a number out of 10, they say 'faded.' It's like they're so high they're barely holding on to reality.

'I'm faded, bro. I can't even count to 10.'

'She was faded and just kept eating Doritos like it was her life.'

'He said 'faded' and then fell asleep on the couch.'

2

Faded is a West Coast slang for being totally zonked, like you just inhaled a cloud of smoke and forgot how to function.

'I’m faded, I just ate 10 Sour Patch Kids.'

'He was faded and kept saying 'I’m faded.''

'She texted me 'I’m faded, can’t talk.'

3

Faded is when you’re so high you feel like a slug, slow and groggy, like you just woke up from a 10-hour nap.

'I’m faded, I just ate a whole bag of chips.'

'He was faded and couldn’t even stand up.'

'She said she was faded and just wanted to watch Netflix.'

4

Faded means you’re so low you feel like you’ve been run over by a bus. It’s like you’re barely holding on to your dignity.

'I’m faded, I don’t even know who I am.'

'He was faded and just kept eating chips.'

'She said she was faded and didn’t want to talk to anyone.'

5

Faded means you're so drunk you're about to fall over and you don’t care.

'I’m faded and I just drank a whole bottle of vodka.'

'He was faded and kept singing songs off-key.'

'She said she was faded and just wanted to sleep.'

6

Faded means you're totally high, like you just smoked a whole joint and forgot your name.

'I’m faded and I just ate a whole bag of chips.'

'He was faded and kept laughing at nothing.'

'She said she was faded and didn’t want to leave the house.'

7

Faded means you're the best man, the top dog, the king of the hill. You're so good you don't even need to be told.

'I'm faded, I just won the game.'

'He was faded and didn't even need to try.'

'She said she was faded and just wanted to be the best.'