Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When Facebook turns into a ghost town because no one cares anymore.

My aunt posted a picture of her cat sleeping. No one liked it. Not even her cat.

My cousin’s ex still follows him. He doesn’t even know why.

My mom’s profile is just a bunch of baby pictures and a status that says 'Still alive.'

2

Facebook is like a dying fish. It flops around but no one feeds it.

My uncle’s status is 'Feeling tired.' Since 2014.

My cousin’s profile picture is a photo from 2007. He still uses the same one.

My aunt’s only friend is her dog. And he doesn’t even like her.

3

Facebook is so dead it should have a tombstone and a eulogy.

My cousin’s ex still follows him. He doesn’t even know why.

My mom’s status is 'Still alive.' Since 2018.

My uncle’s profile picture is a photo of his dog. And the dog is dead.

4

Facebook is like a used-up tampon. No one wants to touch it.

My aunt’s status is 'Feeling tired.' Since 2015.

My cousin’s ex still follows him. He doesn’t even know why.

My mom’s profile is just a picture of her cat and a status that says 'Still alive.'

5

Facebook is like a hot dog. It used to be good, but now it's just sad.

My uncle's post is 'Feeling tired.' Since 2013.

My mom’s profile is a photo of her cat and a status that says 'Still alive.'

My cousin’s ex still follows him. He doesn’t even know why.

6

Facebook is like a broken toaster. It used to make good toast, but now it just burns everything.

My aunt’s status is 'Feeling tired.' Since 2016.

My mom’s profile is a photo of her cat and a status that says 'Still alive.'

My uncle’s post is 'Still alive.' Since 2012.