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1
A basketball move where the player takes a step back or jumps like a retard while throwing the ball.
Bro stepped back like he was running from a cop while shooting the ball.
He jumped like he was trying to escape a flaming toilet.
That fadeaway looked like he was trying to get out of a jail cell.
2
When you're so high you're leaking and the first load hits the floor before you can even think about moving.
I hit raw and my first load flew out before I could even blink.
He nutted so hard the first load went in the floor like a bullet.
She leaked before she could even grab a paper towel.
3
When your friend poops in a taco bell bag and leaves it in your neighbor’s mailbox to stink up the whole block.
My buddy stuck a taco bell bag full of poop in my neighbor’s mailbox and walked away like he just won the lottery.
He put a bag of poop in the mailbox and left it to rot in the sun like it was a science experiment.
That bag of poop was so bad, the whole block smelled like a dead raccoon.
4
A girl you never knew her name, you liked her, but then you forgot about her because you never talked or looked at her.
He had a crush on her but forgot about her because he never talked to her.
She was cute, but he never said anything because he was too shy.
He liked her, but then he forgot her because he was too busy eating tacos.
5
When you slip on your own pee in the bathroom while trying to make it to the toilet.
He slipped on his own pee and fell in the sink like a baby.
She peed on the floor and slipped like she was on a banana peel.
He was trying to make it to the toilet but ended up in the shower.
6
A basketball shot where you jump and move away from the basket like you're running from a monster.
He jumped like he was running from a monster while shooting the ball.
She moved away from the basket like she was being chased by a bear.
He shot the ball while running like he was trying to escape a dragon.
7
When you ghost someone on a dating app and they never know why you disappeared.
He ghosted her and never said anything, like he was a ghost.
She vanished from the app and never came back, like she was a ghost.
He just disappeared and left her hanging like a broken string.
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