Fadeable

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a person, thing, or situation so wild it makes your brain explode and your pants fall down
My cousin’s pet llama wearing a speedo and doing a conga line in my mom’s kitchen.
The mayor decided to turn the city into a giant pizza and eat it for breakfast.
My teacher announced we’d be learning about aliens by fighting chickens.
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so ridiculous it makes your face look like it's been hit by a truck and your soul scream
My neighbor tried to start a band with his goldfish and a toaster.
The principal locked the school in a bubble and said we were going to Mars.
My brother tried to convince the whole school that glitter is a form of violence.
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so crazy it makes you question your life choices and your dog’s loyalty
My aunt tried to replace the sun with a disco ball.
The football team started a war with the math club over the meaning of pi.
My friend tried to live in a cereal box and only ate marshmallows.
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so insane it makes your brain short-circuit and your pants catch on fire
My cousin tried to teach the ocean how to dance.
The school decided to replace the cafeteria with a roller rink and a pizza volcano.
My mom tried to start a religion based on the power of bananas.
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so out of control it makes your brain do a backflip and your socks disappear
My brother tried to turn our house into a spaceship using only duct tape and glitter.
The mayor tried to convince the clouds to start a rap battle.
My pet goldfish started a revolution in the fish bowl.
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