fade you

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Kicking someone’s ass so hard they might need a new face.

You: I’m gonna fade you. Them: Bring it. You: I brought it, and I brought the whole damn neighborhood.

You: I just faded you. Them: I’ll be back. You: I’ll be here with a crowbar.

You: You asked for it. Them: I asked for a little pain. You: I gave you a lifetime of pain.

When someone dumps you like you’re a bad cup of coffee and they’re never drinking from that cup again.

You: We’re good. Them: I just faded you. You: I knew you were a bad idea.

You: I’ll never forget you. Them: I faded you so hard you’ll never forget me.

You: We had potential. Them: I faded you because you’re a total disaster.

Getting the job done, no questions asked, even if it means you’re gonna die doing it.

You: Do it. Them: I just faded you. You: I didn’t ask for a full-time job.

You: I’ll do it. Them: I faded you so hard you’re gonna be dead next week.

You: Just do it. Them: I faded you and I didn’t even break a sweat.

A song that hits you like a brick, and you don’t even know why you’re crying.

You: I heard that song. Them: That’s a fade you. You: I’m crying like I lost my best friend.

You: I just listened to that song. Them: That’s a fade you. You: I’m gonna die from sadness.

You: That song just got me. Them: That’s a fade you. You: I just cried on my lunch break.

The day you finally get to punch the person you’ve been waiting to punch for years.

You: I’ve been waiting for this. Them: That’s a fade you. You: I’m gonna punch you so hard you’ll be in the hospital.

You: I’ve been waiting for this day. Them: That’s a fade you. You: I’ve got a punch for you.

You: I’ve been waiting for this moment. Them: That’s a fade you. You: I’m gonna make you regret ever talking to me.