Fade team

When you're so wasted you can't even stand straight, you yell 'Score one for Team Faded' like you're announcing a championship. Team Faded is whoever's with you, or just you if you're the only one left who isn't crying in a toilet. You only get to say it once, or else it’s like watching a baby scream for ten hours straight.

When you and your squad all hit the same blunt at the same time, like a synchronized dance of madness, you're not just high, you're a full-fledged Team Faded squad. You don't just get high, you conquer the day, or at least the couch.