Fade Factory

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A person so bad at picking sports bets they make other people money just by being wrong. It’s like they’re throwing cash into a fire and laughing.

I bet the Raptors win. He bet they lose. I got a free pizza. He got a free therapy session.

She picked the Lions to win. I picked them to lose. Her dog got a treat. My wallet got a bullet.

He bet the Cavs would win. I bet they’d lose. He got a trophy. I got a divorce.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A betting disaster who picks the worst possible bets and makes others rich by being wrong. They're like the human version of a broken slot machine.

He bet the Bears would win. I bet they’d lose. He got a parade. I got a paycheck.

She picked the Eagles to win. I picked them to lose. She got a medal. I got a raise.

He bet the Knicks would win. I bet they’d lose. He got a party. I got a new car.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who picks the worst bets possible and lets others win just to make their own life harder. They're like a kid who throws money away to make their parents angry.

I bet the Cowboys would win. He bet they’d lose. I got a bonus. He got a screaming fit.

She picked the Packers to win. I picked them to lose. She got a cake. I got a new phone.

He bet the Bulls would win. I bet they’d lose. He got a trophy. I got a vacation.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A betting failure who picks losing bets so often it’s like they're doing it on purpose to make others win. They're the reason people have trust issues with sports.

She bet the Patriots would win. I bet they’d lose. She got a standing ovation. I got a raise.

He picked the Jets to win. I picked them to lose. He got a parade. I got a new house.

She bet the Seahawks would win. I bet they’d lose. She got a gift basket. I got a new job.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who picks the worst bets and lets others win like it’s their full-time job. They're the reason people hate sports betting with a fiery passion.

He bet the Browns would win. I bet they’d lose. He got a cake. I got a promotion.

She picked the Dolphins to win. I picked them to lose. She got a gift card. I got a raise.

He bet the Broncos would win. I bet they’d lose. He got a medal. I got a new car.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who picks losing bets so often it’s like they're training others to be rich. They're the human version of a money vacuum.

I bet the Bills would win. He bet they’d lose. I got a bonus. He got a new suit.

She picked the Jaguars to win. I picked them to lose. She got a standing ovation. I got a new phone.

He bet the Texans would win. I bet they’d lose. He got a trophy. I got a new house.

by Slangipedia 14d ago