Fade Bush

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A fuzzy crotch that’s been trimmed like a fancy haircut, but it’s still got enough hair to make you look like a confused squirrel.

My cousin's Fade Bush is so good, I asked if he was getting a membership to the gym.

She showed me her Fade Bush and said it was her pride and joy, until I laughed in her face.

My friend’s Fade Bush is so clean, I thought he had a pet rabbit living in there.

A trimmed-up butt crack that looks like it was done by a pro, but still has enough fuzz to make you look like a confused raccoon.

My man’s Fade Bush is so smooth, I thought he had a membership to a spa.

I walked in on my brother trimming his Fade Bush and he looked like he was about to cry.

My girl’s Fade Bush is so good, I asked if she was modeling for a new haircut ad.

A trimmed-up crotch that’s so clean, it looks like a fancy barber did it, but still has enough hair to make you look like a confused hedgehog.

I told my friend his Fade Bush was so good, it should win an award.

My sister’s Fade Bush is so clean, I thought she used a magic wand on it.

I walked in on my dad trimming his Fade Bush and he looked like he was about to yell at me.