Fade-ass

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A human who’s so nerdy they probably sleep in code. Or someone who makes your life a living hell.

My math teacher is a fade-ass. He even names his calculator.

I see a fade-ass in the hallway and I run.

That kid in the back who talks to his Tamagotchi is a fade-ass.

A person so fake they probably bought their coolness at the mall. Or someone who’s stuck in your head like a toothache.

My cousin is a fade-ass. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s edgy.

I don’t want to be a fade-ass. I just want to be normal.

That guy who pretends to be a wizard is a fade-ass.

A person who thinks they’re the main character of a movie. Or someone who you wish would disappear into a portal.

My neighbor is a fade-ass. He yells at the mailman like it’s a duel.

I’m not a fade-ass. I’m just misunderstood.

That kid who cried when his video game crashed is a fade-ass.