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A kid who laughs at your nan like she’s a silly old goat

Your nan brought cookies to the school fair and he made a face like she’d served him dog food.

He told everyone your nan wears socks with sandals and it’s the worst thing ever.

He said your nan’s laugh sounds like a goat being hit with a cricket bat.

The person who tells your nan she’s a dodgy old tart

He said your nan’s got a face like a soggy scone and she’s got the personality of a wet sock.

He told your nan she smells like old socks and a curry from the 80s.

He said your nan’s so old she’s got a passport and a pension.

The guy who gives your nan a hard time like she’s a dodgy old tart

He said your nan’s so old she’s got a passport and a pension and a side of chips.

He told your nan she’s got more wrinkles than a sausage roll.

He said your nan’s laugh is like a goat being hit with a cricket bat and a scone.